The Nun's Litany

I want to be a

Playboy’s bunny

I’d do whatever they asked me to

I’d meet people with lots of money

And they would love me like

I loved you

I want to be a topless waitress

I want my mother to shed one tear

I’d throw away this old sedate dress

Slip into something a tad more sheer

I want to be an artist’s model

An Odalisque

Au Naturel

I should be good at spin the bottle

While I’ve still got something left to sell

I want to be a cobra dancer

With little

Willie between my thighs

I may not find a cure for cancer

But I’ll meet plenty of single guys

I want to be a brothel worker

I’ve always been treated like one

If I could be a back-street lurker

I’d make more money and have more fun

I want to be a dominatrix

Which isn’t like me, but

I can dream

Learn S&M and all those gay tricks

And men will pay me to make them scream

I want to be a porno starlet

For that I’ll wait ’til

Mama’s dead

I’ll see my name in lights of scarlet

And get to spend every day in bed

I want to be a tattooed lady

Dedicated as

I am to art

Character's bold, complex and shady

Will write my memoirs across my heart