The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine

Every morning I've got a new chance

I want to land the part of

Eddie in the stranger dance

Cause he gets to sword fight the duke

He kidnaps the queen and you think the score's set

But you can't truly see

Till you know the two sides of monsieur valentine

Till you know the two sides of monsieur valentine

Every morning I pull on them pants

But I don't get out so much since

I acquired St Vitus dance

I turn the news on a while

I practice my scene you think things are straight

But they're not what they seem

Till you know the two sides of monsieur valentine

In his coat and his boots and his black heart machine

No no one knows the two sides of monsieur valentine

Every morning I've got a new chance

I wanna play the part of

Eddie in the stranger dance

He makes love to the duke

He sword fights the queen

He steals the whole show in his last dying scene

No one sees the two sides of monsieur valentine

No no one sees the two sides of monsieur valentine

Oh no one sees the two sides of monsieur valentine