Monday Morning Ant Brigade

Monday morning,

I woke up late

I feel like *****t and

I can't see straight

One last drink was a bad idea

I'm on the bowl with diarrhea

Out the door, in a fog

Barked at by the neighbors dog

Forgot my keys,

I went back inside

I got a flat, so

I can't ride

The phone rings, "Aw Jeez", now what?

I am an idiot, so

I picked it up

Now I'm held up on my line

My cretin landlord he's wasting my time

He wants his money or we go to trial

He's got *****

Envy Denial

Another weekend,

I didn't get laid

It's a Monday mourning ant brigade

Another weekend,

I didn't get paid

It's a Monday mourning ant brigade

**** it all, no regrets

I'm staying in and you can bet

It sucks outside in the pouring rain

I'll smoke some pot, fry my brain

Thom cut the record down to the bone

I'm a sure shot rocking the microphone

Another weekend,

I didn't get laid

It's a Monday mourning ant brigade

I've got the

Monday mournings

I've got the

Monday mournings

I've got the

Monday mournings

I've got the

Monday mournings

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