Pumpin' 4 the Man

It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps

Sometimes you think you're gonna drop

In the end you're filthy, dirty, horny and pissed off

And before you can leave you gotta sweep the ******' shop

It's a real real ****** to be workin' for the man

But ******t,

I do it well, so what the ******

I could probably wash dishes at some other ******' dump

But it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that ****** good

Some woman down on

Main Street needs a jump

Get your fingers outta your ass and pump some ******'s gas

And think about how bad

New Hope sucks

And it's a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up

And then you check their oil and know you're ******'

Cause no one wants a loser who works for five an hour

Smells like gas, looks like ******t, works in the rain and rude as hell

Now, I can fix a tire like

Hurricane

MelindaI know, that

I'm the best for what it's worth

So if I choose to help you don't look like you expect it'

Cause it's a gift that

God gave me at birth

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that ****** good

Some woman down on

Main Street needs a jump

Get your fingers outta your ass and pump some ******'s gas

And think about how bad

New Hope sucks, woah

So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that ****** good

Some woman down on

Main Street needs a jump

Get your fingers outta your ass and pump some ******'s gas

And think about how bad

New Hope sucks, woah