Old Woman

I saw an old woman in a wheelchair

On the highway yesterday

I saw an old woman in a wheelchair

On the highway yesterday

And as I asked her to pull over

To make sure no truck would hit her

She smiled, mumbled, "Okay, whatever you say"

And I said, "I, I wonder why I wonder why"

She said, "Girl, you're so naiveAnd you're too young to understandI am now chasing my husband StanPale man in the black suit came to take himIn trade for a cup of teaPale man came to take him away from me"

And I said, "I see"

And I really did"You go and chase him, go aheadAnd when you catch him will you send him my love?Tell the pale man to make sureTo call before he comes to take me tooTo take me too"

I saw an old woman

I saw an old woman

I saw an old woman...