Jimmy Recard

Imagine if i had a name like Jimmy Recard

Evolve from the joker become king of the cards

king of the castle king of the bar stool

Liked by all, nobody thinks he's an asshole

Pass the parcel to Jimmy

Everybody pass quicker than getting offered a glass of kill Kenny

If anything Jimmy's the man of the millenium

No two men could even better him not even Lenny and Carl

I put a penny in the jar

Coz i swear he's rare as seeing henny in yah mini bar

Face for the cinema like Andy Garcia

But compared to Jimmy Andy's so last year

Brassieres thrown at his feet

Lady's love him coz he gotta little dimple in his cheek

Blahhhh making me sick to my stomach

And there's nothing you can do you gotta love him coz he's

J.R, Jimmy Recard

Raise yah glass for the king of the bar it's

J.R, Jimmy Recard

Women swinging there ass, ladies swinging there bra for

J.R, Jimmy Recard

All my people singing hera-hera for

J.R

Come and get down with

J.R

He was always in the right place at the right time

Had a life line wiser than 95 percent of the sci-fi

Followers had his collar popped down like they should be

Living off laughter like Llano and Woodley

And it could be coz he had the world in his palm

Every week a different girl on his arm

His mum a doctor dad a rock star

Concoct a little something nine months they popped out a

J.R, Jimmy Recard

Raise yah glass for the king of the bar it's

J.R, Jimmy Recard

Women swinging there ass, ladies swinging there bra for

J.R, Jimmy Recard

All my people singing hera-hera for

J.R

Come and get down with

J.R

Everything he touches turn to gold its amazing

Destiny on his side like Jay Z pushing up daisies

A breath of fresh air the best there is

Like getting in the electric chair and live

Untouchable never perish

Reason what luck was for he was the fairest of them all

Of them all like mirror mirror on the wall

Like Wirrpanda on the ball mum comes up with Paul

When theres names like Jimmy

Any plan or gimmick every man will mimic Jimmy

Opening more doors then a Jimmy

That why he's always ******* swimming in his winnings

The names ringing in your ears man isn't it

Living in jealousy like a prisoner to visitors

He was oblivious to sunshine day night

Would my luck change if i was given a name like

J.R, Jimmy Recard

Raise yah glass for the king of the bar it's

J.R, Jimmy Recard

Women swinging there ass, ladies swinging there bra for

J.R, Jimmy Recard

All my people singing hera-hera for

J.R

Come and get down with

J.R