Nine Percent Chance

Rob

Why am I feeling so good

Why am I feeling so high

Like I could reach for the sky

And nothing's gonna bring me down

Cause you paved the way for romance

When you kept him out of your pants

I'm a new man today

And I say,

Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

I've got a nine percent chance of your love

A nine percent chance of your love

Nine percent of the time it's me you're thinking of

My foot's in the door

And if you're keeping score

I only need ninety-one more!

I'm back on my game now

And fit as a fiddle

Cause you can't deny that you want me a little

I'm back in the driver's seat

Or at least in the car

I'm back on the road to where you are

I've got a nine percent chance of your love

A nine percent chance of your love

And I'm pretty sure it's just a matter of when

My chances go up to ten!

Barry

I'm gonna lay it all on the line

Get out from under this bushel and shine

I've got music to make and finally I will be heard

I've been hiding myself, that's what's wrong

The world's done without me for far too long

Hey, Coldplay! Get out of my way!

Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

I've got a one percent chance of success

A one percent chance, maybe less

I will be known as His Royal Rock Highness

Facing the odds at a hundred to one

But that's still better than none

Rob & Barry

Sometimes all you need is a sliver of hope and

You may just succeed, or at least the door's open

What once seemed impossible is there in your reach

You're riding the wave, or at least on the beach

Rob

I could win back her heart

Barry

I could make the chicks dance

I've got a one percent

A nine percent chance

Rob

****

I'm gonna find out her last name

And find out if she feels the same

I'll ask her out and get to see what's in her heart

There's not much hope I can win it

But the game has begun and look who's in it

Who knows She might go...

Yeah, maybe if I was the last guy on Earth.

There's a point, Oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

One percent chance she'll say yes

About one in a billion, I guess

I'm approaching infinity and happiness

We could go on a date

It could be anyday

I'm only light years away

I'm gonna ask Anna out!

Barry

I'm gonna rock the world!

Rob

She hasn't slept with him yet!

That's what she said

Others

She said

****

Maybe there is a God!

Barry

Maybe I've got a prayer!

Rob

Maybe, oh maybe, Elvis isn't dead!

Others

Dead!

All

Sometimes all you need is a sliver of hope and

You may just succeed or at least the door's open

What once seemed impossible is there in your reach

You're riding the wave, or at least on the beach

Rob

If I've got a chance

Barry

And I've got a chance

****

Then I've got a chance

Three

Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Others

Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

Rob

I've got a nine percent chance of your love!

Others

Nine percent chance of your love!

Nine percent chance of your love!

Rob

Others

Nine percent chance of your love!

Rob

Nine percent of the time it's me your thinking of!

All

Ah!

Rob

You say that it's hopeless

Well, I say that's cool

It might come from a rope

But that's nine percent fool

But that's a five percent chance

All:

Five percent chance

Rob:

A nine percent chance!

All:

Nine percent chance!

Rob & All:

Of your love

Of your love

Of your love