Butterscotching Mr. Lynn

I like you cause you look like a giraffe stretching out

It's neck to get to fruit in a tall tree

You're always occupied with girly things your room

Is filled with girly posters of teen idols

And roller coasters and funny things like that

You've got a red and purple striped stuffed animal cat

That takes up half the bed

I like to pretend you're made out of a drawbridge

Operator's favorite radio program

Argh you're listening to 813 sound of the sea

While I'm training troops in parachutes how to act

Froufrou so when their seargents return from butterscotching Mr. Lynn

They can do the charlston while I paint the face of private fontaine

On his enemies face and do the same to him

Until the ballrooms filled with soldiers wondering

If they like them selves and all are forced to forgive and forget