Chapstick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry

Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone

Who brought back their permission slip?

Because I know, nobody wants to stay at home

While the rest of us go out and make a day of it

'Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside

And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride

They started something, I don't wanna begin it

They're looking for trouble, but with me, it won't be found

And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes

And so I guess I'll have to wait a while till 8 o'clock comes around

Okay so, who doesn't own a cell phone?

Well I don't need to ask my friends

Because I know

Mine was fastened to my jaw bone

Thanks to all those nights and weekends

'Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside

And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride

They started something, I don't wanna begin it

They're looking for trouble, but with me, it won't be found

And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes

And so I guess I'll have to wait a while till 8 o'clock comes around

When it comes to relationships (I'm the dumbest one)

And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone)

Your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me

It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry

It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like...

It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like...

It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry

Can I relate to you the way you relate to me?

Can you help me out with my chemistry?

I don't wanna be perceived the way I am

I just want to be perceived the way I am