Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk, most others sing

I don't see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh

But so do kids and elderly

I don't see you chop of an old man's feet

Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

Actually they don't have central nervousness

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile

Come to thin about it they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears

There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears

No spixal cord, they must get bored

Might as well just put them out of misery

Although the world could be more selfish

I guess it's alright to eat shellfish

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

I could happen to you, clams have feelings too

I don't think they do, clams have feelings too