D.U.I.

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace

I don't remember where

Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home

I grab my keys and a beer

The cops they took my license away

But I got my car out of impound today

And I've been drunk since last Saturday

You'd better stay outta my way

I drink and drive

Feel so alive

I'll never take that dive

Feel so alive

I'm doin' ninety-five

I drink and drive

I feel so alive

I drink and drive

Early morning and the freeway's deserted

Like it's all mine

I'm trying to set a new driving speed record

But I can't drive a straight line

Flashing lights

Split the night

I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right

Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig

At least you'll never catch me you ******* pigs

Designate someone other than me

I'm so drunk I can hardly see

Another shot of jagger and I turn the key

I got so many places to be

When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe

They won't drive at night

Cause down at the freeway it's such a fright

But I think I drive alright