Less Than Zero

Calling Mister

Oswald with the swastika tattoo

There is a vacancy waiting in the

English voodoo

Carving V for vandal on the guilty boy's head

When he's had enough of that maybe you'll take him to bed

To teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead

Turn up the

TV, no one listening will suspect

Even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know

They think that

I've got no respect but everything means less than zero

Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey

Oswald and his sister are doing it again

They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen

They've got a thousand variations, every service with a smile

They're gonna take a little break, and they'll be back after a while

Well, I hear that

South America is coming into style

Turn up the

TV, no one listening will suspect

Even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know

They think that

I've got no respect but everything means less than zero

Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey

A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor

Mister Oswald said, he had an understanding with the law

He said, he heard about a couple living in the

USAHe said, they traded in their baby for a

ChevroletLet's talk about the future now we've put the past away

Turn up the

TV, no one listening will suspect

Even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know

They think that

I've got no respect but everything means less than zero

Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey