My Girlfriend's Dead

- My Girlfriend's Dead -

The Vandals

by LeVeL

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her

Someone always asks about her

So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulemia

Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all: she's dead

I guess there's a part of me

That lacks sympathy

Oh, the looks on their faces when I tell them

How she passed away

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all shes dead

My girlfriend's dead , My girlfriend's dead you see

It's a total lie but it's easier on me

Than having to admit that she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead ,My girlfriend's dead you know

Please change the subject, I'm going to go

Jump off a building and join her in heaven

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all: she's dead

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her ----

But someone always asks about her ----

So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead

I don't want to talk about her ----

But someone always asks about her ----

So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead