Turn Your Head

Spoken:

Record Dealer: Ah, yeah, we have a little green creature here, you have the word on that yet?

Another voice: Yeah, it's fine, they tell me it is allowed to be here

Record Dealer: Okay, thank you, alright. I, ah, I guess you, ah, got the authorization, ah, and sorry Mr. Sarsobian...

Mr. Sarsippius: Sarsippius you dummy

Record Dealer: I'm sorry, sir, so, ah, I guess this is where you gonna be doing the singing and stuff...

Mr. Sarsippius: It's about time. Guys gotta get together, you know, my time is valuable...

Record Dealer: Well, you gotta understand, a green looking lizard...

Mr. Sarsippius: My time is valuable

Record Dealer: I think the way they said it you, ah, you're auditioning, so, you're very fortunate to be here, so I think you take...

Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, let's…let's not get carried away with auditioning. And where is my hair stylist? I need a hair stylist

Record Dealer: Ah, that's enough, and they just said it, they said that you're allowed here, and they're gonna try to stall you on...

Mr. Sarsippius: And I need a dermatologist, you know, these scales kinda get, you know, they get in the way

Record Dealer: I don't know, they said that you can hear, come here and try to fill some tapes and when the fellas get there they can decide what they like to do with it

Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, what are we gonna sing, what you want me to do

Record Dealer: Well, you are supposed to know the material

Mr. Sarsippius: I know the material, what you want?

Record Dealer: How about "You lie and your breath stank" because...

Mr. Sarsippius: You lie and your breath stank?

Record Dealer: I hate to tell you, but you do have a problem with that, unless you can take care...

Mr. Sarsippius: Ah, now you try to be a comedian, huh? Alright

Record Dealer: I'm not trying to be a comedian, just trying to help, you keep missing...you got a big date ahead...

Mr. Sarsippius: Don't worry 'bout my breath, don't worry 'bout my breath, I can sing...

Record Dealer: Ohoh, you breathe on me and you talk that loud I have to...

Mr. Sarsippius: Then point your head the other way...ignorance