The Anti-Preneur Manifesto

Never gonna be a brander

Or a profit-maximizer

And I don’t wanna be a bestseller

Never an online retailer

Never gonna be a marketer

Or a sponsored blogger

Not for me, a re-poster

I’m nobody’s notable user

So I don’t follow the so-called founders

I never believe the newspapers

I don’t trust the pundits, the editors

I never listen to the prime minister sinister

I don’t want to be an entrepreneur of myself, you see

I don’t want to be an architect of misery

‘cause I am, I am, I am a lover,

I am, I am, I am a teacher,

I am, I am, I am a wanderer

‘cause I am, I am, an agitator,

I am, I am, a creator,

I am, I am, a disrupter

‘cause I am, I am, an ice-cream licker,

I am, I am, an anti-preneur,

I am, I am, a choose-your-own-adventurer

‘cause I am, I am, I am a lover,

I am, I am, I am a teacher,

I am, I am, I am a wanderer

‘cause I am, I am, an agitator,

I am, I am, a creator,

I am, I am, a disrupter

‘cause I am, I am, an ice-cream licker,

I am, I am, an anti-preneur,

I AM MYSELF