Everything

My mother gave me one more reason

Not to call you on the phone.

She told me, "chase girls like that

All yer life and you'll wind up alone."

I guess i would just like to take you

Out for a cappuccino,

You refuse my advances once again,

I can't hear one more "no!"

I wish you would get over him,

I'll change yer mind about everything.

When i wink at you, you always

Turn the other cheek,

I drilled a hole in the girls' showers

So that at you i could peek,

I'd love to get you naked and throw you

In the back of my dad's car,

I hear that if i get to third base with you,

It won't be too far!

I wish you would get over him,

I'll change yer mind about everything!

As i grow older i feel better

About me and myself,

I swear i never, ever once wished

I was anybody else.

I'd like to tell you i think you should

Come up and see me sometime,

I know that i could possibly make it

The best time of yer life!

I wish you would get over him!

I'll change yer mind about everything!