What You're Missing

What You're

Missing (Colton, Redlands....) (protegido por monos) (various town names, neighborhoods, mostly unintelligle)

North of Broad... (peli roja, protegido por monos)

Mentone, Yucaipa

The name is

MC Cracker

D. The singer in this band. (listen up)

Thats Cracker with a

C not a K or uncle understand.

And if you?e got a problem

With your geometry

I can help you out with that

Cause I have a mathematics degree

CHORUS Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing

What you?e missing

Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing

Now. (c?on peli roja) [Brandy Wood]

Here I am the only girl

So I get my own room

Unless somebody needs the phone

And then I get the broom (huh)

Checking out the haircuts

Not making any fuss

I ask one up for tea

But David throws him off the bus. (he was a drummer!)

CHORUS (give me some room) (I smell something) (you call that a guitar solo?) (i? trying) (you call that a guitar solo?)

CHORUS (watch me break this chair) (Professor Raagini) [Kenny Margolis]

Me and my boy

Sammy We?e hanging in the park (his science is strong)

There? plants and birds (mysterioso!)

And rocks and things we

Best be home by dark

Climbing up, sliding down

Tumbling with the tots

Swinging sounds of laughter

Does anyone remember laughter? (yeah that was Uncle Led Zep right?)

CHORUS (okay throw that chair Johnny) [Johnny Hickman]

They call me

Lonesome Johnny

I helped to start this band (yeah right)

Came up with

MC Cracker

D But was not in

Camper Van (he was in ?icked Scepter? I play the lead guitar round here But Sometimes it plays me (your pants are too tight)

And I don? look like

Richard Grieco

That pendejo looks like me. (ohhh) (protegido por monos) (play it professor) (his name is Professor Raagini) (when he don? play keyboard He plays tambourini) [Frank Funaro] (heavy brooklyn accent)

If you need some riddem den i? the man for you. (is he from England?) (what happened to the Mexican guy who used to play drums)

If you got a sister well ...

I? da man for her too (dream on brother!)

I may not be a singer

But I play one on

TV I wrote myself deese lyrics

Wid a rhyming dictionary

CHORUS (protegido por monos)

We have lots of friends

In our extended family

Of freaks and geeks and wierdos

That keep it quite unique

So if you think you?e one of us

I?l tell you what to do

Step over have a listen

Then you?l know just what you?e missing.