Me, Myself, and Wine

[Verse 1]

Tired of tissues

All of my issues

Sayin’ I miss you to someone who don’t miss me

Oh and I hate it

Feelin’ so jaded

It kills me cause baby you bring out the worst in

A girl who can’t help but pick up when you call

Comes when you want her and leaves when you don’t

I could stay sober

Until I come over

But maybe I’ll hang here tonight, cause

[Chorus]

I’d be better off just staying home, alone

With me myself and wine

Tip my Sauvignon bottle till it’s gone

And then I’ll do it one more time, I know

I better get too drunk to drive

Or else I’d probably turn around and change my mind

I’d be better off just staying home, alone

With me myself and wine

Tonight, tonight

Me myself and

[Verse 2]

I hope I wake up

My own bed no makeup

Might feel like shit but

At least I’ll still have some pride

Need you off my mind

I’ll take a headache, any day

If I don’t have to cry

[Chorus]

I’d be better off just staying home, alone

With me myself and wine

Tip my Sauvignon bottle till it’s gone

And then I’ll do it one more time, I know

I better get too drunk to drive

Or else I’d probably turn around and change my mind

I’d be better off just staying home, alone

With me myself and wine

Tonight, tonight

Me myself and wine

Tonight, red or white

Me myself and wine

[Bridge]

Tonight My lips will be all over someone else

My loyal lovers waiting for me up on the top shelf

We be sending thoughts of you straight to hell, yeah!

Straight to hell

[Chorus]

I’d be better off just staying home, alone

With me myself and wine

Tip my Sauvignon bottle till it’s gone

And then I’ll do it one more time, I know

I better get too drunk to drive

Or else I’d probably turn around and change my mind

I’d be better off just staying home alone

With me myself and wine

Tonight, tonight

Me myself and wine

Tonight, red or white

Me myself and wine

Me myself and wine