歌词
Toupee or not toupee
戴或不戴遮禿假发
That is the question
这不仅是个值得深究的问题
It refused to stay as it all turned grey;
而且是你在头发花白前必须面对的问题
William Shakespeare's receding hair
由于莎士比亚那时已经开始秃顶了
Please excuse the pun,
所以原谅他的双关语吧
It's hair today, gone tomorrow
要知道，头发可是一天比一天少啊
So be thankful
所以要感恩
For what precious locks you have
对你仅存的那一缕头发
戴或不戴遮禿假发
Toupee or not toupee
这不仅是个值得深究的问题
That is the question
而且
And by the way
我必须得说
I just gotta say
感谢主没让我脱发
Thank the Lord I'm not going bald
别以为我是在说俏皮话
And if I may quip
我感觉我和我的卷发
My curls and I
正身处天堂呢
Are just like heaven
你也尽管放心
Cause rest assured
它们是不会舍得和我的头皮分开
There'll be no parting there
但是，我的头发有一天真的会像Friar Tuck那么禿吗
我们追逐燕子
But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck
这让我发自内心地微笑
（Our chase to swallow）
因为我知道我该做些什么了
It makes me smile
如果我拥有比我想象中还要多的假发的话
Cause I know just what I'd do
我一定会来个二手假发店
Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
当你开始秃顶的那天
I'd open a secondhand store
你一定要记得
And if you ever went bald
因为就算你不记得我 也会提醒你
You'd recall it
别忘了我送你的小毛毯啊
Cause I'd cleverly call it
Rugs From Me To You
专辑信息