Man's Best Friend

I can dig it

Dog catcher dog catcher

I can dig it

Dog catcher dog catcher

I can dig it

Here's another topic I'm addressing

So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson

Sit your ass back and comprehend

As I let you know about man's best friend

Now remember it used to be a dog like Lassie

But now in ninety one it's a gun if you asked me

Just like a Jimmy hat's used for protection

I use my nine when suckers start to flexing

Cause if you run up and try to play mine

I'd rather have a AK than a f**king canine

Cause if you shot your gun and my dog tried to fetch her

Me and the dog's going out on a stretcher

And I ain't with that so I gotta get that

Big black gat aim and I hit that

Forget about a dog fool he'll shit in the den

Nowadays a gat is man's best friend

Dog catcher dog catcher

I can dig it

Dog catcher dog catcher

I can dig it

Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack

Just in case the little punks try to jack

I can't put a motherf**king pitbull

Under a coat in the small of my back

So I gotta take my biretta and I betcha

It'll probably work a one hundred percent better

'Cause it'll keep me out of danger

With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber

So this goes to all y'all intruders

Beware of the owner cause the owner is a shooter

I don't just wanna give your ass rabies

I'd rather have your ass pushing up daisies

And I can't do that with Benji

Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie

Forget about a dog fool he'll shit in the den

Nowadays a gat is man's best friend

Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs

Hey I got shots fired here send me another unit

The profile of a typical American gun owner is this

Over thirty white male middle class

Take that motherf**kers