David Watts

I am a dull and simple lad

Cannot tell water from champagne

And I have never met the

QueenAnd I wish

I could have all he has got

I wish I could be like

David Watts

And when I lie on my pillow at night

I dream I could fight like

David Watts

And lead the school team to victory

And take my exams and pass the lot

Wish I could be like

David Watts

Wish I could be like

David Watts

Wish I could be like

David Watts

Wish I could be

He is the head boy at the school

He is the captain of the team

His is so gay and fancy free

And I wish all his money belonged to me

I wish I could be like

David Watts

And all the girls in the neighborhood

They try to go out with

David Watts

They try their best but can't succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like