Squatter

There's a squatter in my flat

My records are all scratched

The cat box is overflowing, I don't even have a cat

McDonald's wrappers in the trash

There's a squatter in my flat

They were probably hoping I was never coming back

They ate my bag of mushrooms and they spent all of my cash

Footprints on the sopha and ***** in the sink

Whatever's in the garbage can is really beginning to stink

I really should have never left that key under the mat

I just got home from touring, theres a squatter in my flat