The Purple Bear

Enter the fool

Swimming in a child proof pool

The cameraman says that you're looking so cool

We had to rent a school bus stuffed with sand

It's only gonna cost you a hundred grand

Your friends are in the background

And they're dancing well

And everybody hopes that the concept will sell

When i give the signal start eating dirt

Sing into a shovel

And take off your shirt

Let's go shopping in a posh boutique

Wear out more clothes then you wear in a week

But they can't see your face if you're looking down

And it's gonna look bad if they've been jumping around

Run slowly down the road

Think of a war starting when the fireworks explode

Walk into the church, start to confess

Now turn and face the priest

He's wearing a dress

Your friends are in the background

And they're dancing great

We have to wrap it up now

It's getting kinda late

So this is where you wrestle with the purple bear

And your gonna have to try not to mess up your hair

I'm so excited i could just explode

Cross your fingers and it might get shown

I told my parents to stay up late

But it's half past two

And there's been a mistake

I'm so excited i could just explode

Cross your fingers and it might get shown

I told my parents to stay up late

But it's half past two

And there's been a mistake