I Can't Make It Home

I can't make it home

One blunt, one more shot of a patron

I'm lit, I can't make it home

Cops right behind me

I might be gone!

I can't make it home

One blunt, one more shot of a patron

I'm lit, I can't make it home

Cops right behind me

I might be gone!

I can't make it home [Verse 1: Devin the Dude]

I know I just left your crib

But, I'm about to make the block and come back

It's too hot over here, matter of fact

Police behind me right now and *****t!

I'm kinda' bent

I'm glad I got tint

Damn! I hope they don't try to tow my *****t!

I should've chilled, though

No, them patron shots

See, I drink

Crown Royal

That's my drink!

Know what

I'm talkin' about?

But, nevertheless,

I gotta' stay between the lines '

Cause if I trip, then

I dip Then if

I swerve one more time

They gonna be... [Bridge: Devin the Dude]

On my ass

Like white on rice

Like *****t on grass

So I grab what

I have and stash it

I got the time for no harassment (I can't make it home) [Interlude: Devin the Dude]

Aww, *****t!

Aww, damn, baby,

I'm gonna have to call you back

Yeah, they're pullin' me over (Excuse me, sir - you sober?) [Chorus: L.C.]

I can't make it home

One blunt, one more shot of a patron

I'm lit, I can't make it home

Cops right behind me

I might be gone!

I can't make it home

One blunt, one more shot of a patron

I'm lit, I can't make it home

Cops right behind me

I might be gone!

I can't make it home [Verse 2: Devin the Dude]

Yeah, they got me

He tried to pull me

Out the car,

I had to resist

He almost shot me

But, I'm cool

He found a blunt, it wasn't burnin'

But he smelled it and he checked it

I had a warrant in

East Texas

So I was cuffed and stuffed

In the back of the car

He didn't report the cigar

I guess he thought

I was a star

But we drove real far

Fo' about six hours

I really had to piss, my wrist no longer had power

Couldn't even take a shower

Surrounded by *****s

I'll only be there a couple of hours,

I figured

As far as the *****,

I think he kept it and he smoked it

But he got me on a

DUI and I'm on some broke *****t [Interlude: Devin the Dude]

So I'm a need you to go down to the bail bondsman, y'know

And try to come up with a few funds

And hurry up and run down here

And get me outta this one!

Hello? [Chorus: L.C.]

I can't make it home

One blunt, one more shot of a patron

I'm lit, I can't make it home

Cops right behind me

I might be gone!

I can't make it home

One blunt, one more shot of a patron

I'm lit, I can't make it home

Cops right behind me

I might be gone!

I can't make it home ... ... ...

I can't make it home

One blunt, one more shot...