If Love Was a Plane

★ HomToㄨYeah

Shes 98 pounds working down at the Dairy Queen.

With an oval-vee home perm, and braces.

and He's long haired, no job and just 19

They got a baby on the way.

They're off to the races in love.

Look at em' go.

Now what in the world can go wrong?

Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know.

If Love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

At the Ivey at lunchtime, in Beverly Hills,

The paparazzis are gathered outside.

'cause an actor and actress are havin' lunch.

And the Chord ain;t extra and entertainment.

Tonight they're in Love,

Now look at em' go,

Now what in the world can go wrong?

Don't tell them the odds, It's best they don't know.

If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

Imagine now, the pilots voice,

on the intercom right before we leave the ground.

sayin, folks thanks for flyin with us, but theres a 6 in 10

chance we're goin' down.

But, that's the strangest thing about this emotion,

even knowin', our chances are small.

We line up, at the gate with our tickets,

Thinkin' somehow we're different,

I mean, after all...

We're in Love.

Look at us go,

Now what in the world can go wrong?

To hell with the odds, we'd rather not know,

If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

Yeah,

If love was a plane, Nobody'd get on.

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