Honky-Tonk Superman

(Aaron Tippin/Buddy Brock)

Well, down at the factory,

I'm never late

I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight

I give a hundred percent,

I don't ever stop '

Til Friday evening when

I punch that clock

Then I disappear until the weekend's through

And you'll never guess who

I turn into

I'm a honky-tonk superman

Ready or not,

I'm back again

Dancing on the tables

And swinging from the chandeliers

I'm a honky-tonk superman

That's who

I really am

A real rebel, dare-devil

Honky-tonkin' superman

Everybody's waiting for my next move

Last night

I broke the record for acting a fool

My favorite waitress said

I went a little too far

When I came roller skating down the top of the bar

Now, don't blame me for just having fun

The never should have bet me that it couldn't be done ('Cause)

I'm a honky-tonk superman

Ready or not,

I'm back again

Dancing on the tables

And swinging from the chandeliers

I'm a honky-tonk superman

That's who

I really am

A real rebel, dare-devil

Honky-tonkin' superman

Hey, look up there on the neon sign

It's a bird, it's a plane,

Lord, he's lost his mind

Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman

Ready or not,

I'm back again

Dancing on the tables

And swinging from the chandeliers

Whoa, yeah,

I'm a honky-tonk superman

Yeah, that's who

I really am

A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman

Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman