Borderline Crazy

All these 60 hours weeks without a vacation

I'm all mixed up and my body's achin'

Talked to the Doctor and the bar down the street

But all he could offer me was sympathy

When I finished my drink and got up to go,

Everybody said goodbye but I said 'Adios'.

Got these Blue collar blues

and I can't sleep

Been counting margaritas instead of sheep

I close my eyes and all I see is a cloud

of senoritas dancin' round me

I don't think I'm losing my mind

But I'm thinking maybe

I might be borderline crazy

Well I drove past my ex going in to work today,

And my mind, once again drifted to Monterey.

I hear mariachi bands playin' in my head,

the less I listen the louder it gets.

Been going to bed with my flip-flops on.

I just might be, too far gone.

Got these Blue collar blues

and I can't sleep

Been counting margaritas instead of sheep

I close my eyes and all I see is a cloud

of senoritas dancin' round me

I don't think I'm losing my mind

But I'm thinking maybe

I might be borderline crazy

Ya I'm all twisted up like a big pin~ata,

All I need right now is a whole lotta nada.

Got these Blue collar blues

and I can't sleep

Been counting margaritas instead of sheep

I close my eyes and all I see is a cloud

of senoritas dancin' round me

I don't think I'm losing my mind

But I'm thinking maybe

I might be borderline crazy

Ya, I might just be borderline crazy.