Cheaper Than A Shrink

歌词
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I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."
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And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think.
You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".
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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, yea it's cheaper than a shrink.
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Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said "Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor".
I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
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Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink. 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".
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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.
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If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19.
It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's
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Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think
You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.
Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper
Than some big town clock hound, drag it down shrink.
专辑信息
1.It's Me I'm Worried About
2.We All Go Home
3.Gimmie That Girl
4.Shape I'm In
5.Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off (Fat Shan Remix)
6.Old Things New
7.Let's Get Drunk And Fight (Live From Erie Fair / 2009)
8.This Bed's Too Big
9.Man Woman
10.Believers
11.Cheaper Than A Shrink
12.An Old Friend Of Mine