All Is Fair In Love And War

Now the first is that there ain't no rules

Some you win and some you lose

Just when you think that love is true

Somebody makes a fool out of you

Like it or not one thing for sure

All is fair in love and war.

You and me, we make love all night

Then we end up in a knock down, drag out fight

We kick and cuss and scream and shout

Until we forget what we're fightin' about

Kiss, makeup and make love some more

'Cause all is fair in love and war.

Well, anything goes when it come to love

Someone's going down when push comes to shove

It's a fight to the finish with no holds barred

If someone winds up with a broken heart

That's tough, that's real tough.

Now baby you know I sure would grieve

If you were to ever leave me

I guess I'd have to find me someone new

Someone who's a little bit prettier than you

Just to even up the score

'Cause all is fair in love and war.

Well, anything goes when it come to love

Someone's going down when push comes to shove

It's a fight to the finish with no holds barred

If someone winds up with a broken heart

That's tough, that's real tough.

Now baby you know I sure would grieve

If you were to ever leave me

I guess I'd have to find me someone new

Someone who's a little bit prettier than you

Just to even up the score

'Cause all is fair in love and war.