歌词
This is the dog
就是这只狗
Why do you have the dog?
为什么你有这只狗？
How long have you had him?
你捉了它多久了？
What time is it?
现在几点了？
Around 4 4
点左右
Since yesterday
从昨天起
What?We need to get this dog returned as quickly as possible
什么？ 我们必须尽快把这只狗还回去
So people stop tearing up my park
这样人们会停止破坏公园
Wait, Dad, can we sidebar?
等等 爸爸 能说句题外话吗？
I have a totally unrelated question
我有一个毫不相关的问题
You know how you've always said we should get a dog?
你不是总说我们该养只狗吗？
I’ve never said that in my life,Cole
我这辈子从未说过这句话 科尔
I know it looks like dog napping behavior
我知道这看起来像是绑架小狗
But trust me dad,I'm this furry guy's savior!
但是相信我 爸爸 我是救这个毛球于水火
Trapped up in the tower with only Bitsy to nuzzle
它被困高楼 只有比茜可以接触
Shampagne is like a way better Rapunzel
香槟就像富足版本的长发公主
And it's not like I took him,if anything he took me
其实并非我俘获了它 严格来说是它俘获了我
He took my breath away when he was taking a pee
他撒尿的样子，点燃了我心中的火
Puttin' aside this is probably against the law
先不说此事可能违反法律
That's just a tiny flaw
来说说家里的规矩
Son, you can't have a dog
儿子 你不能养狗
Let me keep this dog and I will never not walk him
让我留下这只狗 我不会不带它散步
I know that's a double negative but I'm smart and
我知道那是双重否定 但是我很聪明
I’ll take him to the veterinarian when he's ill
它若生病 我带她去看兽医
I’ll get some peanut butter to help him swallow his pill
我会给药用花生酱涂上糖衣
Right now he's a lap dog in the lap of luxury
现在它就像个生活奢华的玩具
But he shouldn't be cooped up, he should be out there running free
但它不应关在室内 它因自由跑来跑去
Look at his eyes, can't you see that he's sad man?
看看它的眼睛 看不出它很悲伤吗 老爸？
I’ll clean up his poops, you can call me Mr.Bag-hands
我会清理它的便便 你可以称呼我为“捡屎官”
Mr.Bag-hands?
“捡屎官”？
When he poops I'll pick it up
它一拉屎我就捡
You'll pick it up?
你会捡？
I’ll pick it up
我会捡
When he poops I'll pick it up
它一拉屎我就捡
No you won't
不 你不会
I will,I love that dog
我会的 我爱那只狗
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
儿子 我们必须考虑后果
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
我们如果因此坐牢 你是否想过？
Can't keep this dog
不能留下这只狗
Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent
爸爸 我相信这只狗是上天赐予的礼物
I promise to pick up his every excrement
我保证会捡起它的所有排泄物
He has a home we have to give him back
它有自己的家回
I’ll take good care of him
我会好好照顾它
We're done discussing that we can't keep him
我们已经决定不能留下它
That's not part of the plan
这在计划之外
We have to keep him, he makes me want to be a better man, please dad!
我们得留下它 它让我想成为更好的男人 求你了 爸爸！
When he poops I'll pick it up
它一拉屎我就捡
I’ll pick it up, when he poops l'll pick it up
我会捡起来 它一拉屎我就捡
Not that it matters, but no, you won't
那不重要 但你不会捡的
I love that dog
我爱那只狗
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
儿子 我们必须考虑后果
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
我们如果因此坐牢 你是否想过？
Can't keep this dog
不能留下这只狗
Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent
爸爸 我相信这只狗是上天赐予的礼物
I promise to pick up his every excrement
我保证会捡起它的所有排泄物
Alright, so it's settled
好了 就这么决定了
We're keeping him
我们留下它
You know, it seems like it's going to be really great to have around
不 它似乎是只非常棒的狗
No
不
He's my best friend
它是我最好的朋友
Doesn’t matter
无所谓
I love you, Dad
我爱你 爸爸
I love you too, son
我也爱你 儿子
We’re not keeping the dog
我们不能留下这只狗
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