Settle For Me

when we're together

I feel so grand~

my heart goes tippity tap tap tap

when I hold your hand

But I know there's another guy

you fancy more...

So, even tho, I'm not the one you adore~

WHY NOT?

Settle for me

Darling just settle for me

I think you'll have to agree

(that) we make quite a pair~

I know I'm only second place in this game

But like two percent milk or seitan beef, I almost taste the same~

So won't you settle for me, come on and settle for me

Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride.

I have no problem being picked out from the bottom

if he's your broken condom, I'm plan B~

So lower those expectations and settle for me

Am I okay with this?

Totally!

settle for me, babycakes just settle for me

Schmoopy-pie, I'm beggin' you please

Can't you see the light?~

sugar jugs I'm so bereft

Demeaning terms are all that I have left

Of my masculinity

So, settle for me

Little girl

Don't make me feel like a little girl

Exposed and raw

whose boobs an't even fill a training bra

...Let's pretend I didn't say that

Settle for me

(Rachel Bloom: It's a practical proposal)

Settle for me

(It makes a certain sense)

He's a fantasy

But hey let's think this through~

Yes, Josh is a dreaming, but Im right here

In flesh and blood and self-hateeee~!

Settle for me

In a sad way, darling it's fate!

<dance break.>

You're like Rocky V to Rocky

Solange to beyoncé, not asking to be your fiancé

But if tonight or tomorrow, if you happen to be free

Maybe just maybe, Settle for me <3