歌词
Enter Shikari - Slipshod
"Oi *****, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"
“我去，我们吃的这儿看起来真他喵棒“”
Get me the manager
我要找经理！
"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
“哦亲爱的先生，你遇到了什么问题吗？”
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
首先 你们的服务生居然用鬼脸迎接我
Service with a sneer
还嘲讽着为我们服务
He don't want to be here
他是不是不想在这儿干了
Second of all I was seated by the window
第二，我坐在窗户旁
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
这严重影响了我的工作！
There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
我的杯子上有口红印 但这绝逼不是我的
We put our order in - I can't believe the time
我们点好了单但迟迟没上菜
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
这像一场屠杀 你们的厨子就是个野人
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in season
你们的地毯脏的一B 蔬菜也不应季
My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
我的不耐烦就像这桌布上流淌的肉汤
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
而你的脑袋就像被刀刻过的坚果
Rory C, well, tell 'em...
C罗，好，告诉他们
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
我在这里整整呆了十分钟！
This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
这我他喵的忍不了 你们把我逼到极限了！
"Please don't raise your voice in here sir
先生，请您不要大声喧哗
This is a respected establishment
这是一个受人尊敬的饭店
I’m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
我觉得我们应该耐心等待，不是吗？
Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
哦？是吗？你那里有一个很漂亮的花瓶
It’d be a real shame if something happened to it...
它将会让你们感到真正的羞耻！（花瓶破碎声）
Slipshod, kick it
马虎的东西！怼他！
Cunt
（和谐）