Kansas City Shuffle

Move to the south what's wrong with ya

They say them Kansas City boys ain't strong enough

To break through to mainstream and flourish up

We them *******s eatin' your pourage up

You suckas need to check billboards 3 out of 4 is us

Year after year done tore it up (the boards is us)

We snatching and y'all ain't even got no hops

Just a video, and some radio spots, (that ain't nothing)

To two hundred and two shows yearly touring

And the bracket that your still enduring, (ain't close enough)

To count your eggs before they hatch there homie

Might depresiate your assets homie,(game over)

We are the blueprint of what to follow

Fresh heir of a new tomorrow, so don't get it twisted

And get tricked now on your hustle, [look away!]

It's the Kansas City shuffle I told you,

[Kutt Calhoun & Krizz Kaliko]

Believe only half of what you see, and nothing that you may hear, is never the way it seems

An illusion of no reality, what the eyes see, and hear the brain will follow the lead

We are the secret society of fiends, conspiring to deceive all minds leaving them puzzled

Now that I have your attention, I'll mention you have just fell victim to whats called the Kansas City shuffle

[Kansas City Shuffle Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

The juggernauts of the independent game have surfaced

For reconcilable change of survice

Stood away in the shadows as this rap thang came to deterrent

Left to burn in the flame in furnace

Somebody dial 9-1-1, and we attempting to rescue hip-hop honor

And heritage from a seus pool (cardiac arrest closed arteries clogged vesicles)

Whoever was in charge wasn't feeding her with the best foods

Giving mouth to mouth, (pulse keep decreasing)

We checking for vital signs, (don't think shes breathing)

And flatline only 7 minutes at top, (to resuscitate her)

We need a big adrenaline shot

To get pierced through the chest plate and puncture the heart (swing)

Eyes wide open (I think we found us a heart beat)

No thanks necessary doing our job

Just when you thought the midwest was odd, we gonna hit you with the

[Kutt Calhoun & Krizz Kaliko]

Believe only half of what you see, and nothing that you may hear, is never the way it seems

An illusion of no reality, what the eyes see, and hear the brain will follow the lead

We are the secret society of fiends, conspiring to deceive all minds leaving them puzzled

Now that I have your attention, I'll mention you have just fell victim to whats called the Kansas City shuffle

[Kansas City Shuffle Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

Kutt, Kutt, Kutt!

What's up, what's up, what's up, **********t man, what's up

What the hell is wrong with you boy you smoking wet?

**********t man I've had a long ******* day man but uhh, as far as that Kansas City **********t gonna blow up man, I don't know man I'll leave that **********t up to y'all man, I'll get with y'all man I'll holla at ya

What the ******* did he just say? I don't know man, that mother*******a is high as hell