43210-1

Stop!

Pretending you're even having fun,

You just stand there looking dumb

And bored with your thumb in your ass...

(You're better than that!)

For once in your life,

Before you retire

Be the leader of the choir,

Set your pubic hair on fire just because...

(You feel like it!)

Be that moron screaming in the crowd,

"Hey!"

This **** could never ever be too loud for me,

So help us help you armpit fart,

'Cause we're only gettin' started.

(Dance and bleed,

Karate chop,

And pray good times will never

Stop!)

Oh boy, is this great.

Don't hesitate,

Grab your feces like an ape,

And finally celebrate just because.

Finally talk to a girl,

Throw your dream journal in the urinal,

'Cause with tap shoes and a girdle

Dreams really can come true...

(You're living proof!)

Be that moron screaming in the crowd,

"Hey!"

This **** could never ever be too loud for me,

So help us help you armpit fart,

'Cause we're only gettin' started...

Oh yeah, we're only gettin' started.

Stop!

Go!

Stop!

43210-1!

Participate,

It's the end of the wait,

Show up late,

Masturbate,

Tell your date you're in shape,

Though you're not.

Take off your shirt,

Eat a fistful of dirt,

Never learn,

Get a sunburn,

'Cause it looks good on you.

Be that moron screaming in the crowd,

"Hey!"

This **** could never ever be too loud for me,

So help us help you armpit fart,

'Cause we're only gettin' started...

Oh yeah, we're only gettin' started...

Yeah, we're only gettin' started.

(Dance and bleed,

Karate chop,

And pray good times will never

Stop!

Pretending.)