Early Retirement

(Verse) The alarm is going off again

And I can't find the strength within

To get myself to get up out the bed

And I can't find my keys (Verse)

And I'm sick of feeling like this

Every single morning

Far more than a sit back

With the covers over my head (Chorus)

Trying to get fired

So I won't have to quit

Don't wanna spend my nights

Working the grave yard shift

And I'm so sick and tired

Yeah I'm over it

I'm calling this an early retirement (Talking)

Come on man quit your singing and get back to work

Uhh, quit your singing and get back to work

Get bent Stubbing on my finger working thing that

I'm above it

It's just like

Johnny Paycheck said : "Take this job and shove it"

I rather be anywhere but here (Chorus)

Trying to get fired

So I won't have to quit

Don't wanna spend my nights

Working the grave yard shift

And I'm so sick and tired

Yeah I'm over it

I'm calling this an early retirement (Bridge)

I rather be anywhere else

I rather be anywhere but here (Talking)

I'm sick of all you punk kids

Sitting around doing nothing

Singing little songs to yourselves

What's a matter with you

Get your crap and get out of here

You're fired

Okay, well first of all you can't fire me because

I quit Wait up wait up, fired?

Dude consider me roasted (Chorus)

Trying to get by it

So I won't have to quit

Don't wanna spend my nights

Working the grave yard shift

And I'm so sick and tired

Yeah I'm over it

I'm calling this an early retirement

That's it

I quit