Cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

My wounds are nice and salty, dear

I never got to thank you right

Was finished way before I could see

Quite what you had in mind for me

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

Now the pessimism in me yawns

As I'm pissing on their perfect front lawns

A voice calls out behind my back

And I take off into the grounds

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

It'll all tie me up into knots

It'll all tie me up into knots

I didn't mean to speak out of turn

Now you can sit and watch me squirm

The party's really in full swing

I wish I had a friend I could ring

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

I'm doing cartwheels

You're really loving this, aren't you, dear?

Now you've got me on the ropes out here

With nowhere else to run to now

Just stay and face the music

It'll all tie me up into knots

It'll all tie me up into knots

It'll all tie me up into knots

It'll all tie me up into knots