Today Just Ain't The Day

Pass me the bottle

I see green lights only, hit the gas not the throttle

Drizzy sipping be a hard act to follow

Two days I don't need is yesterday and tomorrow

So leave your problems, your stress and your struggle behind

Don't you know that tonight is a one of a kind

I guess today wasn't the day for Drizzy to grow up

call me Sponge Bob way this liquor get soaked up

to drag me away you gone need you a tow truck

that be the same day the police get a warm hug

woman, c'mon take a sip of that

then let's play a game of "where Drizzy zipper at?"

if there's beginners in the house then somebody warn them

'cause the weekend don't stop 'til Monday morning

it's a good day to be alive

see me howling at the moon wearing a sheep's disguise

So stop being a slob and get a real job

Today just ain't the day

make your neck jerk if you skipped work today then say it loud

Today just ain't the day

start thinking, stop the damn drinking

Today just ain't the day

it ain't the time, it ain't the place and

Today just ain't the day

I walk what I talk

I smoke what I want

I poke what I poke, regardless, man

It's 4 o'clock, so my folks is outdoors and now we looking for an after party to crash

Let's get one thing straight

I'm only 168 and I'm drunk ****faced

but I don't care what you snort or pop or puff now

lay a hand on my family and get knocked the **** out

I most definitely will do something stupid

but got the best excuse, man: I'm only human

I ain't gone regret **** when they close my coffin

I'm king of the world, man, my throne's a park bench

So stop being a slob and get a real job

Today just ain't the day

you telling me I should worry 'bout that dude over there, huh?

Today just ain't the day

start thinking, stop the damn drinking

Today just ain't the day

it ain't the time, it ain't the place and

Today just ain't the day

Don't worry 'bout that thing, mañana man, time to get your hands up high and say: I love this shit too much to stop and I'ma live while I'm alive

that girl nice from far, but she far from nice, but I ain't gonna go home alone

Now I'm a young boy trapped in a grown man's body and that's just the way it goes

I'ma drink 'til every girl got a tremendous ass

only problem my cash's short like my attention spam

(Red, what you doing, that bottle's expensive)

well, good thing I got tomorrow's winning lottery ticket

So stop being a slob and get a real job

Today just ain't the day

please man, stop thinking with your *****

Today just ain't the day

start thinking, stop the damn drinking

Today just ain't the day

it ain't the time, it ain't the place and

Today just ain't the day