Snowball In Hell

Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell

Money's all broke, and food's going hungry

If it wasn't for disappointment

I wouldn't have any appointments

Side effect or drug trip

Don't tease me with all of your might

Side effect or drug trip

My panacea's in a xerox shop

Have a nice day, you want it when?

Have a nice day, have a nice day

I didn't expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning. how long you been here, joe?

Oh, i don't know, i guess thirty, forty-five minutes maybe. why do you ask?

You must be making a lot of sales, piling up good income.

Oh... uh... i'm doing all right. i could do better, but... ohahaha i get it paul. back on that old 'time is money' kick, right?

Not back on it, joe, still on it.

Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell

Money i owe, money-iy-ay

Money i owe, money-iy-ay

Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Notes

The frank o'toole demo version adds more of the spoken dialogue ad nauseum as follows:

Okay, okay

Okay, okay, okay let's

Okay, okay

Okay, okay, okay let's

Okay, okay

Okay, okay, okay let's

Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell

Money's all broke, and food's going hungry

If it wasn't for disappointment

I wouldn't have any appointments

Did i affect your drug trip

Don't tease me with all of your might

Did i affect your drug trip

You threw my wallet in the wishing well

Have a nice day, you want it when?

Have a nice day, have a nice day

I didn't expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning. how long you been here, joe?

Oh, i don't know, i guess thirty, forty-five minutes maybe. why do you ask?

You must be making a lot of sales, piling up good income.

Oh... uh... i'm doing all right. i could do better, but... ohahaha i get it paul. back on that old 'time is money' kick, right?

Not back on it, joe, still on it.

Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell

Money's all broke, and food's going hungry

If it wasn't for disappointment

I wouldn't have any appointments

Avalanche or roadblock

Yes, i was a snowball in hell

I was a snowball in hell

Not back on it, joe, still on it.

Not back on it, joe, still on it.

Not back on it, joe, still on it.