Any Kind Of Pain

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Walt Fowler (trumpet)

Bruce Fowler (trombone)

Paul Carman (alto saxophone)

Albert Wing (tenor saxophone)

Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

Eric Buxton (vocals)

You are the girl

Somebody invented

In a grim little office

On Madison

Ave. They were specific

They made you terrific:

Red lips;

Blue eyes;

Blonde hair;

Un-wise --

You're All-

American,

And, darling, they said so

YOU'D TAKE

ANY KIND O

F PAIN FRO

M ME, WOUL

DN'T YOU,

BABY? YOU'

D TAKE ANY

KIND OF PA

IN FROM ME,

WOULDN'T Y

OU, BABY?

SINCE YOU

HAVEN'T GO

T A BRAIN,

LET ME JUS

T EXPLAIN:

ANY KIND O

F PAIN IS

NEVER A MA

YBE Her head's full of bubbles;

Her nose is petite!

She looks like she never

Gets nothin' to eat!

She dines with actors, '

N Wall Street characters:

Dull talk;

Nice clothes --

See her? She blows --

She's so important '

Cause he gets to do talk shows --

AND SHE'D

TAKE ANY K

IND OF PAI

N FROM ME,

WOULDN'T Y

OU, BOBBY?

SHE'D TAKE

ANY KIND O

F PAIN FRO

M ME, WOUL

DN'T YOU,

BOBBY? SIN

CE YOU HAV

EN'T GOT A

NAME, LET

ME JUST EX

PLAIN: ANY

KIND OF PA

IN IS PROB

ABLY HER H

OBBY She has moves up now;

She's come a long way --

They give her bunches

Of words she can say!

When she's in a bold mood, "Confinement Loaf" sounds good --

That's right,

She's wrong!

Let's end

Her song (It seems she's everywhere We just can't escape her -- Is this a miracle of pure evolution? And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her -- She brings the 80's To a thrilling conclusion!)

YES, SHE'S

EVERY BIT

AS TAME AS

ME, ISN'T

SHE TENDER?

YES, SHE'S

EVERY BIT

AS LAME AS

ME, LET US

REMEMBER,

SHE GETS O

NLY HALF T

HE BLAME O

NLY HALF T

HE BLAME O

NLY HALF T

HE BLAME U

NLESS WE E

XTEND HER --