(My Baby Left Me On A) Trash Day

My baby left me and I feel so bad

I lost the best girl that I ever had

You ask me why I feel so blue

But you'd feel the same way if it happened to you

She didn't leave me on Monday

She didn't leave me on Tuesday

She didn't leave me on Wednesday

She didn't leave me on Thursday

She didn't leave me on Friday

She didn't leave me on Saturday

She went and left me on Trash Day

My baby left me on Trash Day

She went and left me on Trash Day

She didn't leave me on Monday

She didn't leave me on a Tuesday

She didn't leave me on no Wednesday, babe

She could have left me on a Thursday

No no no no, it was Trash Day

It was goddamn Trash Day

My baby left me on a Trash Day

And that's why I'm smellin' like a brewery, and I'm lookin' like a tramp

And I ain't got a quarter, I got a postage stamp

I got a five o'clock shadow boxin' all around the town

Talkin' with the old men sleepin' on the ground

Bazanti bootin' al zootin' al hoot and Al Cohn

And I'm sharin' this apartment with a telephone pole

Fishnet stockings and spike heel shoes

Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues

Porno floor show, live nude girls

Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls

Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose

Raisin' my rent, take off all your clothes

Because my baby left me and I feel so bad

I lost the best girl that I ever had

Go on and ask me why I feel so blue

You'd feel the same way if it happened to you

She could've left me on a Monday

She could've left me on a Tuesday

She could've left me on a Thursday

Or a Friday, or a Saturday

No, she went and left me on Trash Day

My baby left me on Trash Day

She went and left me on Trash Day

Trash Day

"Big John" Thomassie on the trash cans!

Oh, Trash Day

Trash Day

Trash Day

Goddamn Trash Day

Trash Day