Oh No Not Susan

Susan spent the weekend at her stately home

Crying at the lions on the garden wall

And then she'd sigh -- sneak away

Look at her style -- free the day

Oh no not me -- i wouldn't

Oh no not me -- i couldn't

That's all she says, her money and her place

They just don't mean a thing

Susan met the lords and dukes of everywhere

Smiling kissing wishing that they'd go to hell

And then she'd laugh -- wonder why

Take a nap -- sit and cry

Oh no not me -- i wouldn't

Oh no not me -- i couldn't

That's all she says, her money and her place

They just don't mean a $#%@%#$ thing