Cousin Kevin

We're on our own, cousin

All alone, cousin Let's think of a game to play

Now the grown-ups have all gone away

You won't be much fun

Being blind, deaf and dumb

But I've no one to play with today

Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?

To find me it would take you a week

But tied to that chair

You won't go anywhere

There's a lot I can do with a freak

How would you feel if

I Turned on the bath

Ducked your head under

And started to laugh?

What would you do if

I shut you outside To stand in the rain

And catch cold so you died?

I'm the school bully

The classroom cheat The nastiest play friend

You ever could meet I'll stick pins in your fingers

And tread on your feet

We're on our own, cousin