You & a Box of Handkerchiefs

Oh I never sneeze when you're around, and you never think

I have a cold, but when

I'm all alone

I I Ityshoo

I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...

My nose never runs when you're around, and you never think

I have the flu, but when

I really do

I I Ityshoo

I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...

I catch a cold easy when

I'm feeling sneezy, what

I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me

It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...

Everytime

I go out I get the flu,

I'm okay one minute then

I start sneezing again,

I sneeze here

I sneeze there

I'm always sneezing everywhere...

Oh I never sniff when you're around, and you never think

I'm really ill, oh but

I tell you still

I I Ityshoo

I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs.