Rip Taylor Is God

{Hey!Da dee dada dee da da

This is Rip

TaylorHey there, sprinkle genies

Ha, haa, ha

Did you know that midgets make up

A small percentage of the population?

HaaNot half, up to here, ha, ha, hey, woo ho

But seriously, don't you think it's time

We had a female president?

With big gazooms?

Tatee tattoo tees?

Tatta ta too tatas?

Baba bing bangs?

Big jugs, get it?

Hello, Dolly}{

Is this microphone on?

Hello?Anybody out there, can they hear me?

Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting

Please, what am

I doing here?

It's aYou're probably, eh, saying to yourself"Why the hell would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip TaylorWant anything to do with those half witted, white trashCrotch goblins, The Bloodhound Gang?"

Ooh ho, well listen folks, the answer is very simple

Ah, ha, ha, ha

American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques

They paid me, you hiney hopper, to why else?

Oh hoOh, I'm getting moist!

I mean, come on, let's face it kids

Ha, ha, eh, pardon me

But they are a bunch of knuckleheads}