Hi Mom, It's Me!

Hey, hello

Hi mom, it's me

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk

because every night I come home drunk

Hi mom, it's me, the ******* little *******t

the ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

I know you think my band's just a waste of time

those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine

Hi mom, it's me, the ******* little *******t

the ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

Got 5 bucks I can borrow?