I'm A Mess

I'm a mess

And it's losing its spark

Used to have a value

Now I'm alone in the dark

And I know

I ain't no sketch-a-graph baby

And these jowls, scowls and watermouths (?)

They ain't genetically related

So if you want to take it steady

Cantcha see that I'm not ready

The certified, full-stop, pressure-drop cut-up

Are you sure you wanna spend some time with me?

Yeah, I'm a mess

Yeah and I'm battin' way up my league

For all the arm-swings and pretty things that I sing

I'm a ******' disease

And you're a jewel

A drop from some of heaven's gene pool

And when you turn your head yeah

You can hear the stairs all droop

So if you want a little vocation

Me and your ma can read "a place in the sun"

I'm a certified full-stop pressure-drop cut-up

Are you sure you wanna spend some time with…

Are you sure you wanna spend the night with…

Ah, come on, could you spend a second with me?

Oh, well I'm a mess,

Oh hell, I know that it's a crappy excuse

Gotta get myself a spring-clean

Just to soak in the juice

If you wanna take it slowly

Lord help me if I'm not only

A certified full-stop pressure-drop cut-up

Are you sure you wanna spend some time with...

Are you sure you wanna spend a minute with...

Oh come on babe, couldja spend a second with me?