13 Stitches

The first time

I saw the descendents, they were the fastest band

I'd ever seen

No one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the ally cats to play

After a couple months

I heard kabuki girl, on rodney on the roo late sunday night

That was enough for me,

I hopped the bus to licorice pizza and baught my all time favorite record

The next time

I went to the whiskey, it was doa with millions of dead cops

The latter band played faster than

I could believe

But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked'cept john wayne was a nazi, and joey shithead was a drunk

Then john macias beat some hippie to a pulp, 'cause having long hair was a mistake

The third time

I went to the hospital,

I needed 13 stitches in my head

I managed to catch about 6 songs of ill repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post

My girlfriend started to cry 'cause we had to leave before dri played 50 lousy songs

My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes

But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash