**** Everything

编曲 : Jon lajoie

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a ****.

Well step aside *******, cause I give the lowest amount **** humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a ****...)

About anything, **** everyone and **** everything, what

(I don't give a ****...)

I literally don't give a **** about anything

I don't give a **** about mother****in' anything

People care about shit, I say **** everything

**** you, **** me, **** the sky, **** trees, **** the sun

I don't need heat for Vitamin D!

And **** toasters, I don't need to cook my bread

And **** coasters, I use a little plate instead

And **** roosters with their useless ****adoodledoo

We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you

Don't give a **** about chairs, I prefer to stand

And **** air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan

And **** the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes

Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like

And **** liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like

Don't give a **** about not liking all the shit I don't like

Like tissues. **** 'em! I blow my nose on the couch

And **** my nostrils and my sense smell I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a **** about seeing *****, **** my eyes

**** visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind

**** time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke

And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most

And **** coasts, don't give a **** about where water meets land

And **** boats, just because you float you think you're so ****ing bad

And **** jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time

My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a ****...)

About anything, **** everyone and **** everything, what

(I don't give a ****...)

I literally don't give a **** about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup

The girl says "small, medium, large?"

I say "***** I don't give a ****"

She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"

I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a ****, alright?"

Don't give a **** about beverage size options mother****er

And I don't give a **** about liquids either

They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place

Like human ***** when I get it all over my face

I'm not gay, I just don't give a **** about straight sex

And **** my , I'll pee and cum out my mouth instead.

**** biological functions, **** the human body

I prefer the body a bat with the head a coyote

I call myself Batyote and I fight crime at night

I know its similar to Batman but mother**** copyright

I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday

Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And **** birth, entering the world space & time is a *****

Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks

Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way

Did I choose to not give a **** about ice cube trays

If I want ice I'll go to the ****ing corner store and buy a bag

Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a mother****ing drag

You know what? **** the word ****, I don't need to use it

I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)

About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what

(I don't give a chainsaw...)

I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a **** the most

I wouldn't win cause I don't give a **** about winning yo

I don't even give a **** about not giving a ****,

So I do give a ****... wait, what?

(I give a ****...)

About anything, I love everyone and care about everything

(I give a ****...)