Pay People Money to Stay at Home

Pay people money to stay at home

And don’t evict them, you asshole, you know that it’s wrong!

Pay people money to stay at home

The 2020 pandemic--one of many sure to come along

Cause the climate disaster’s diseases will be vaster than I could ever fit in a song.

Some places, people are dying. BUT others places, people are noT

And there’s really only one important difference between them, so let’s sing it lest it be forgot...

Pay people money to stay at home

And don’t evict them, you asshole, you know that it’s wrong!

Pay people money to stay at home

Some people, they don’t have homes, so I can see how that might be confusing,

But it’s easy--you just give them a nice one they like, that somebody else isn’t using

And then you

Pay people money to stay at home

And don’t evict them, you asshole, you know that it’s wrong!

Pay people money to stay at home

Oh no, what if we gave the people too much money!

They wouldn’t know what to do with it!

Oh no, what if we gave the people too much money!

You know they’d only waste it!

Oh no, what if we gave the people too much money!

They wouldn’t want to go to work where it isn’t safe!

And then when the crisis is over, and everybody makes it through ok,

I don’t mean to shock you but perhaps we could talk about taking care of everybody every day,

Anyway

Pay people money to stay at home

And don’t evict them, you asshole, you know that it’s wrong!

Pay people money to stay at home

Pay everybody enough money

Pay people money to be safe at

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