Party on the Patio

I found an empty house in my neighborhood

I knew that we shouldn't but I thought we could

Knew it wouldn't be hard to slide into the backyard

Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard

We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio

Betty's in the sauna and she's getting kind of hot

Mary's in the icebox wishin' she was not

Connie's in the whirlpool, Jimmy's tryin' to be cool

Libby's in the bushes 'cause she's nobody's fool

We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio

Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence

Mary didn't make it and we haven't seen her since

Connie had another drink, Jimmy simply couldn't think

Billy G. was passed out underneath the sink

But everybody's gonna show for another party on the patio